Obedient people are best. So I’d put on this stern shirt immediately. The disordered mass of humanity will fall into line immediately.
Even rattling old skeletons can be trained to obey your commands. You just need to be assertive.
Click the following link to check out how you can see a skeleton kneel obediently and assume the position. It’s amazingly easy!
Deepest wisdom is a profoundly motivating spark that our dull, conventional minds sorely need. Sayings that are both elevating and sublime are exceptionally hard to find.
After a good deal of research on the internet, I’m happy to report I’ve uncovered a wise saying that you might want to ponder, and perhaps even memorize. You’ll find it in the inspiring image above.
Here is my source.
I have absolute photographic proof that certain ravenous, cold-blooded eating machines are in fact very sensitive creatures. You might want to give this sad shark a great big loving hug. I’m sure you’ll be touched.
Another day, another calamity. Such is life.
I’m happy to see I’m not the only one who feels confused, horrified and dumbfounded. The perpetually absurd situations that I find myself in might be explained by this crazy website.
Stand by for more silly animals!
Yes. I’m forced to be perfectly honest. This is the first post of my amazing, astonishing Absolutely Bizarre Humor blog!
In the weeks ahead, please feel free to come nosing around. Weirdness will abound. You will be dazzled, dumbfounded and dismayed. You’ll smell something’s up.
While you anticipate the coming absurdities, please check out the above crazy design in my very funny gift shop …I nose you’ll like it!